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▓▓ TECH NEWS ▓▓ 16 items
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[TEC] 30m
└─ Wired
A glorious swooping downhill glide on one of these electric mountain bikes will make you feel like a kid again.
[02]
[TEC] 30m
└─ Wired
After a series of suicides allegedly linked to AI chatbots, one lawyer is trying to hold companies like OpenAI accountable.
[03]
[TEC] 58m
└─ Wired
A new sophisticated shower filter from HigherDose offers red light therapy for your morning shower. But some of the company’s claims about the therapy’s effectiveness seem half-baked.
[04]
[TEC] 1h
└─ Wired
A massive Western heat wave and a potential El Niño event raise concerns about a long stretch of unpredictable and extreme weather.
[05]
[TEC] 2h
└─ TechCrunch
After compressing models from major AI labs including OpenAI, Meta, DeepSeek and Mistral AI, Multiverse Computing has launched both an app that showcases the capabilities of its compressed models and ...
[06]
[TEC] 4h
└─ TechCrunch
The founders are worth paying attention to.
[07]
[TEC] 8h
└─ Hacker News
Article URL: https://haskellforall.com/2026/03/a-sufficiently-detailed-spec-is-code Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47434047 Points: 345 # Comments: 184 ...
[08]
[TEC] 10h
└─ Hacker News
Article URL: https://www.pew.org/en/research-and-analysis/articles/2026/03/18/austins-surge-of-new-housing-construction-drove-down-rents Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47433058 Po...
[09]
[TEC] 10h
└─ TechCrunch
A rogue AI agent inadvertently exposed Meta company and user data to engineers who didn't have permission to see it.
[10]
[TEC] 11h
└─ TechCrunch
Altman expresses gratitude for people who knew how to write their code from scratch. The internet replies with salty jokes.
[11]
[TEC] 12h
└─ Ars Technica
Remember when it was fun to play around with LLMs?
[12]
[TEC] 12h
└─ Ars Technica
Planned EU ban on nudify apps would likely force Musk to make Grok less "spicy."
[13]
[TEC] 13h
└─ Ars Technica
Department of Energy's attempts to prop up coal can look pretty pointless.
[14]
[TEC] 13h
└─ Ars Technica
Our view of Neanderthal life keeps getting more complex and vibrant.
[15]
[TEC] 13h
└─ Hacker News
As an experiment I started asking Claude to explain things to me with a fiction story and it ended up being really good, so I started seeing how far I could take it and what it would take to polish i...
[16]
[TEC] 14h
└─ Hacker News
Article URL: https://techcrunch.com/2026/03/18/fbi-is-buying-location-data-to-track-us-citizens-kash-patel-wyden/ Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47430797 Points: 452 # Comments: 1...
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